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AnimeDudde
12-08-2006, 10:05 PM
December 09, 2006. kaoru, dead for 2 weeks, rose from her grave earlier this evening. The cause of her dissappearance was revealed to be her playing with her wii, and her return was only possible when the 'controller' for her 'wii' ran out of batteries, so she is back for the time being.

That was AniD, reporting live from TPF.
Nekochii
12-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Wow, this is bigger than when Elizabeth Smart turned out to be alive.
Kyaa the Catlord
12-08-2006, 10:23 PM
December 09, 2006. kaoru, dead for 2 weeks, rose from her grave earlier this evening. The cause of her dissappearance was revealed to be her playing with her wii, and her return was only possible when the 'controller' for her 'wii' ran out of batteries, so she is back for the time being.

That was AniD, reporting live from TPF.

Quoted for great justice!
Kaoru
12-08-2006, 10:34 PM
Geez people, you're embarrassing me.
Nekochii
12-08-2006, 10:38 PM
Is it because I compared you to Elizabeth Smart? :p
Kaoru
12-08-2006, 10:42 PM
Na it's just all this attention for being gone for a mere 2 weeks.
Kyaa the Catlord
12-09-2006, 12:07 AM
You're more newsworthy than Mary Cheney. :P
AnimeDudde
12-09-2006, 12:27 AM
News of your dissappearance would over-shadow Sasuke coming out of the closet!! :eek:
YamPuff
12-09-2006, 02:33 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/YamPuff/kaos-pinkusagi46.gif
Rejoice ye peoples of TP!


Only...is it really her?
Cowboychamploo44
12-09-2006, 02:37 AM
YAAAAAY!! Kaoru's back!!!! >_<
Aratos
12-09-2006, 05:25 AM
Amazing. I actually predicted this.
Gogatsu
12-09-2006, 05:55 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/YamPuff/kaos-pinkusagi46.gif
Rejoice ye peoples of TP!


Only...is it really her?


Are you saying its a clone or that her "attacker", who was a otaku in training, took over as kaoru for post count?:confused: :eek: :confused:
TonightMidnight
12-09-2006, 12:36 PM
I'm glad that she's back, but what's gonna happen when she gets new batteries for the controller? And furthermore...what if they're...rechargable! :eek:
WhistleBlower
12-09-2006, 12:43 PM
The horrors of rechargable batteries. I think she will inform us if she leaves again though.....right?
YamPuff
12-09-2006, 12:53 PM
She'd better or there will be riots next time. XD

Are you saying its a clone or that her "attacker", who was a otaku in training, took over as kaoru for post count?:confused: :eek: :confused:
That's exactly what I'm saying.
AnimeDudde
12-09-2006, 12:54 PM
Maybe she's already gone again... :eek: Without informing us, because we, as her internet buddies, must know everything that goes on in her life!
YamPuff
12-09-2006, 01:02 PM
Yes, we have a right to know everything about her life!
TonightMidnight
12-09-2006, 01:04 PM
Yes, we have a right to know everything about her life!

Yup. What Kaoru does is almost as addicting as watching K-Fed.
AnimeDudde
12-09-2006, 01:10 PM
Haha, I hope I become the "K-fed" for Nicole :P Id probably get tired of her after 2 years anyway, I mean, she's already 30 anyway. I guess Britney just needed someone to bitch at during her 3 year break
TonightMidnight
12-09-2006, 01:14 PM
Haha, I hope I become the "K-fed" for Nicole :P Id probably get tired of her after 2 years anyway, I mean, she's already 30 anyway. I guess Britney just needed someone to bitch at during her 3 year break

We'll probably see you on Entertainment Tonight soon.

Headline: Nicole Scherzinger of the *****cat Dolls has got herself a K-Fed.

And everyone on the forums will be like, "AniD. :rolleyes: "
YamPuff
12-09-2006, 01:46 PM
We'll probably see you on Entertainment Tonight soon.

Headline: Nicole Scherzinger of the *****cat Dolls has got herself a K-Fed.

And everyone on the forums will be like, "AniD. :rolleyes: "
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/YamPuff/rofl.gif

I'd pay money to watch that. Hope there's lots of slapping...
AnimeDudde
12-09-2006, 01:50 PM
Doubt it. But there'd be lots of making out :p
TonightMidnight
12-09-2006, 01:50 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/YamPuff/rofl.gif

I'd pay money to watch that. Hope there's lots of slapping...

You're not the only one. But...*sigh* I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Kaoru
12-09-2006, 01:56 PM
You people are strange.
AnimeDudde
12-09-2006, 01:58 PM
And yet you fit in so perfectly, kaoru-chan-kun-sama-hime-dono-san
YamPuff
12-09-2006, 02:24 PM
You people are strange.
What gives you that idea? http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/YamPuff/crazy.gif
If you really wanna keep it open I can always die again...
Yes, be a darling, and do just that.
Talim
12-10-2006, 12:49 PM
No! Don't do that ... T___T
You all are so mean ... don't listen to them kaoru! O.O
Aratos
12-10-2006, 12:50 PM
psst. kaoru knows when we're joking.
Kaoru
12-10-2006, 05:31 PM
I sure do.
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 05:40 PM
Yea, like that time we actually cared that kaoru was gone
ewlmonkey
12-10-2006, 05:58 PM
wait she was gone...didn't notice. ;)
Kaoru
12-10-2006, 06:08 PM
I was gone? Whaaaaa?
TonightMidnight
12-10-2006, 06:36 PM
Sarcasm gone wrong...
Kaoru
12-10-2006, 06:38 PM
So very wrong...
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 07:02 PM
Vibrator
Kaoru
12-10-2006, 07:04 PM
Detachable shower-head! Yah!
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 07:06 PM
Dildo!
Kaoru
12-10-2006, 07:08 PM
Locked thread!
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 07:09 PM
Spam until lock!
Nekochii
12-10-2006, 09:21 PM
Dildo!
Well, now I know what to get you for X-mas. :p
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 09:22 PM
Yay, anal toys rock! xD No I won't have to use crayons anymore
Nekochii
12-10-2006, 09:25 PM
Why not ditch the dildo and go for a vibrator?
AnimeDudde
12-10-2006, 09:31 PM
I'm scared of getting shocked, plus it'd require batteries which is a waste of money. I can do all the moving myself with a dildo and get some excercise, since I don't have FD-metabolism >.>
Silvarea
12-10-2006, 10:13 PM
Greatest new's story ever!!! Welcome back Kaoru
Nekochii
12-10-2006, 10:21 PM
Don't get too excited. She might one day leave us again. http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smiley-faces-35.gif
Aratos
12-11-2006, 03:02 AM
Oh for a lock button...

So, how about that football team then?
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 01:44 PM
I need lube
ewlmonkey
12-11-2006, 04:40 PM
i didn't really want to spam up this thread but.........

i'm surprise this isn't locked yet.

maybe arc doesnt check this section as often. :confused:
Nekochii
12-11-2006, 04:56 PM
Or maybe he's just a big kaoru fan.
nikitia
12-11-2006, 05:26 PM
I'm scared of getting shocked, plus it'd require batteries which is a waste of money. I can do all the moving myself with a dildo and get some excercise, since I don't have FD-metabolism >.>


ah yes, theres important news that needed repeating...somebody get that boy some lube, condoms too...less cleaning up that way.
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 05:38 PM
Maybe Arc likes the direction this thread is going in but is too shy to post? Jks jks :p
nikitia
12-11-2006, 05:59 PM
well who knew that a convo about karou could turn into such a stimulating conversation about well nothing.
TonightMidnight
12-11-2006, 06:44 PM
The last couple of posts were... very unneccessary...

That's what you call TMI.
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 06:48 PM
Yay, hope you got a mental picture of me and my dildil haa
nikitia
12-11-2006, 06:52 PM
mission accomplished i'm sure
TonightMidnight
12-11-2006, 06:56 PM
Yay, hope you got a mental picture of me and my dildil haa

Nope.

Wait...what does a guy need a dildo for...?
nikitia
12-11-2006, 07:02 PM
do u really want to go there? i'm sure someone could be quite thourogh in an explaination, at this rate, that is if u still want one
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 07:08 PM
lol glitter, put your thinking cap on.
Kaoru
12-11-2006, 07:22 PM
Wait...what does a guy need a dildo for...?
Well it's not for mountain climbing I can tell ya that.
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 07:24 PM
Guys have it so much easier, we dont need toys to help ourselves, therefor no hiding dildils and such :D
Kaoru
12-11-2006, 07:25 PM
Guys have it so much easier, we dont need toys to help ourselves, therefor no hiding dildils and such :D
Oh you'd be surprised.
Gogatsu
12-11-2006, 07:55 PM
Guys have it so much easier

I would have to disagree cuz after awhile it kinda looses its flare. :eek:
nikitia
12-11-2006, 08:02 PM
that why u switch hands...feels like someone else
TonightMidnight
12-11-2006, 08:11 PM
But I was under the impression that AniD liked...well...girls. Or maybe it's all going over my head again.
Gogatsu
12-11-2006, 08:16 PM
there nothing wrong with having your cake and eating it too. :D

@: nikitia, nah that wouldn't really help.
AnimeDudde
12-11-2006, 08:26 PM
I dunno, hasnt lost its flare for me yet :D

And the dildo thing=a joke, for those *COUGH* glitter *COUGH* confused. I hate explaining myself all the time, it makes my boobs feel weird.