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Kyaa the Catlord
04-06-2006, 11:01 AM
Why the heck are those hotdogs they sell at the petrol station so tasty and good? I know they're bloody sausages, but with some catsup, they become legendary items.

WHY? WHY IS MY BODY TELLING ME TO GO BUY SMOKES AND WEINERS?

Thank you. That will be all.

YamPuff
04-06-2006, 12:39 PM
You have serious problems.

Um, because they are unhealthy, fat-filled and will clog up your arteries someday. Can there be any other reason?

And it's Ketchup. XD

Kyaa the Catlord
04-06-2006, 12:59 PM
CATSUP. CATSUP. I AM KYAA. :P When I eat it is cat sup, duh. :D

Arteries be dashed. :P I need sausages.

YamPuff
04-07-2006, 10:24 AM
Ok, but when you have a heart attack don't come running to me. I'll just say 'I told you so' as I eat the sausages you love so much.

With Ketchup. Ha!

Kyaa the Catlord
04-07-2006, 11:17 AM
Yamfuwafuwa-chan doesn't love me anymore. :(

Holly Short
04-07-2006, 03:43 PM
Why the heck are those hotdogs they sell at the petrol station so tasty and good? I know they're bloody sausages, but with some catsup, they become legendary items.

WHY? WHY IS MY BODY TELLING ME TO GO BUY SMOKES AND WEINERS?

Thank you. That will be all.

I have the same issue... with nachos. Those stupid cheap nachos they sell, with the neon orange cheese that has never even been near a dairy product, however, I am compelled to eat the damned things. But then, nachos, I mean, they are the perfect food. But still, this is a bastardization of nachos, yet still, they call to me... and I'll be damned if you don't toss on a handful of jalapenos, it's like magic.

Kyaa the Catlord
04-07-2006, 03:59 PM
I have the same issue... with nachos. Those stupid cheap nachos they sell, with the neon orange cheese that has never even been near a dairy product, however, I am compelled to eat the damned things. But then, nachos, I mean, they are the perfect food. But still, this is a bastardization of nachos, yet still, they call to me... and I'll be damned if you don't toss on a handful of jalapenos, it's like magic.

Oh heck yeah, a tub of 7-11 nachos is like food for the soul.

Holy Dragon Sword
04-07-2006, 07:18 PM
It must be some really good 10% foreign matter. :D

ParaKiss
04-07-2006, 08:30 PM
Or maybe its the 40%+ soy protein?

In Australia, it's the meat pie and sausage rolls. The meat in the meat pies is rarely meat and has been so saturated in gravy that you can't even really tell whats inside. Sausage rolls are the same. Super manufactured meat... that's rarely meat. And both have at least 40%+ soy protein to subsitute the missing meat.

And the meat is commonly ground up bone and minced organs and other offal.

I don't eat them anymore...

chocopocko
04-08-2006, 07:27 PM
it is because they brainwash you at night until you become addicted to them and then you are doomed to eat them forever BWAHAHA *ahem*ignore that last comment nobody was supposed to know that
also we put tobacco in the hot dogs so you are addicted until your arteries clog and you leave all the money to us in your will (i mean to THEM)

Arcademan
04-08-2006, 08:11 PM
In many of the stores like gas stations, convenience stores and the like, the hot dogs are made with a mixture of meats (beef, pork, chicken, pigeon- j/k with the last one) and are cook on grills that haven't been cleaned in ages, thus the ghost and juices of hot dogs past are part of that delicious artery-clogging food you're scarfing down.

Just don't forget the 64 oz. Gut-Buster drink to wash it down with :D

KingN
04-08-2006, 10:09 PM
Oh heck yeah, a tub of 7-11 nachos is like food for the soul.

NACHOOS, i love nachos that my fav thing to eat, the best nachos i had were at a texas rangers baseball game, it cost about 6.50 but it was worth it.

T0M0_chan
04-08-2006, 10:16 PM
whoa, U got issues.
not to offend your tastebuds or anything but like...
do you even know if those sausages are ok to eat?
wut if there's some kind of chemical preservatives in there???
I'd watch it if I were U...seriously.{and I wouldn't be surprised if
you got fat:D }

T0M0_chan
04-08-2006, 10:21 PM
In many of the stores like gas stations, convenience stores and the like, the hot dogs are made with a mixture of meats (beef, pork, chicken, pigeon- j/k with the last one) and are cook on grills that haven't been cleaned in ages, thus the ghost and juices of hot dogs past are part of that delicious artery-clogging food you're scarfing down.

Just don't forget the 64 oz. Gut-Buster drink to wash it down with :D
true...back at the philipines, some stores that sell hotdogs are made
of dogs {literally} that's exactly why I quit those :/... So you can never be sure what you eat unless you go to a gourmet restaurant.

Miako
04-09-2006, 12:53 AM
I dislike hotdogs and sausage... just for the taste. I've never liked either. *sorry Kyaa :(* I do however LOVE nachos.. so yummy.

Are you saying you don't eat hotdogs period now? Or just in the Philippines? Because um... ya know, most people in the Philippines actually know it could have dog in it?

T0M0_chan
04-09-2006, 05:33 PM
I dislike hotdogs and sausage... just for the taste. I've never liked either. *sorry Kyaa :(* I do however LOVE nachos.. so yummy.

Are you saying you don't eat hotdogs period now? Or just in the Philippines? Because um... ya know, most people in the Philippines actually know it could have dog in it?
I don't eat hotdogs anymore "sadly"
I trust the ones from here though!:D
Its just that it never occured to me to buy some
at the groceries -__- {might get next week}

ParaKiss
04-11-2006, 05:37 AM
They stick kangaroo in some of the cheap sausages in AUS. On the ingredients list, it normally says meat as a percentage. And never says what the meat is - this is for cheap stuff.

When it comes to sausages, I only eat gourmet chicken.

Kyaa the Catlord
04-11-2006, 06:22 AM
One of my australian friends sent me a link to a movie with a kangaroo going for a swim in the ocean. That just blows my mind. :D Freaking hoppy bastards.

I don't think I'd have a problem eating kangaroo if I knew what I was getting into beforehand, sneaky adding of kanga meat would be icky though.

GracieLizzy
04-11-2006, 07:50 AM
I used to be addicted to my School's Turkey Burgers but then after they brought out the Salad Bar in our Canteen when I was in Sixth Form I started eating from that and then when I tried a Turkey Burger again it tasted awful... then they took the Salad Bar away too :( :mad:

As for Hotdogs, I only like them sometimes it depends were the come from and if I have one it has to have onions on it... mmm onions. I hate ketchup and mustard I'm afraid, I just can't stand them :(

Kyaa the Catlord
04-11-2006, 08:09 AM
The catsup is to lessen the heat from the jalepenos. :D

Hmmmm, jalepenos.

YamPuff
04-12-2006, 11:32 AM
Yamfuwafuwa-chan doesn't love me anymore. :(

Fuwafuwa-chan? :D I'll love you for the nickname if nothing else. It's totally awesome. :p

I happen to love hotdogs, hamgurgers, pizza,and all things bad for your heart. I think you all know why.

Kyaa the Catlord
04-12-2006, 01:54 PM
Teehee. I wondered if you had totally missed that. :D

My head is full of nemunemu. I should be asleep.