favorite family guy qoute

[Alphonse Elric]

whats ur favorite family guy quote?

[Gaara]

"Holy crip he's a crapple!!"

[dreamcatcher]

peter:i see ur bum
stewie:oh great y dont u take a picture u pervert so i'll have sumthing to bring to court

and basically anything that stewie says is my favorite

[His Holyness Moo]

"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy?" ..... "Because if you want me to kill some one you can just whack me off right here."

[Shizu-san]

"Look, in my alphabits it says "Oooooooo"!!"
"...Those are Cheerios, Peter."

[Zombie prom date]

"I hope that warms your heart WHILE YOU'RE FROZEN IN CARBONITE!"
-Stewie

[Arcademan]

Cleveland: "Maybe we need to make Peter another lemon snowcone."

Peter: "No thanks. The last one you gave me tasted like...OH! YOU A$$ES!!!"

---------------------------------

"You know what I haven't had in a long time...Big League Chew!" :D

[yuki_lover75]

peter:"oh my god,the new relationship tape is here"
lois:"$49.95!that's almost twice as much as the first one!"
peter:"lois,lois..our love can't be measured in nipples and dimes..........nickles and boobs.....money!I'll be upstairs!"

[Holy Dragon Sword]

Quagmire: "Yeah, I just returned from a flight to the Philipines!"
Brian: "*sniff*I see you had lumpia. *sniffs again* And you had sex with two filipino women. ...And a man."
Quagmire: "You mean THREE filipino women, right?"
*silence*
Quagmire: "....Dear god, NO!"

[tsukasa]

*Flarp; Fart*
Peter (to person in elevator): "It was you."

Woman 1: "You saved that womans life."
Woman 2: "Wow, it's a good thing you knew CPR!"
Quagmire: "What the Hell's CPR?"

[Kyaa the Catlord]

I wasn't at all impressed by Family Guy. Give me King of the Hill. :P

[Aratos]

I've never seen what's so funny about Family Guy. I prefer comedy that actually appeals to more than the lowest common denominator.

[Cowboychamploo44]

Quagmire: Giggity giggity giggity GOOO!!!!!!!!

[tsukasa]

Peter: I have a few things to say to the men in the audience. It's your fault that there is crime.
*scene switches to top-down view of the city.*
*peter running really fast*
*a giant angry mob follows*

ok technically it wasnt the line, so much as the aftermath of what he said that made me laugh so much

[The Treasoner]

Peter-" Would of called it Peterland but the gay bar next to the airport already took it."

*Missile crashes into Quagmire's house*
*There is this woman there with Quagmire*
Quagmire-" To answer your question something like that"

[Kaoru]

"Tom Tucker: And for those of you wondering what I've been writing on this peice of paper as we head to a commercial...it's a cat...just a cat."

It's so dumb it's funny.

[MadGSC]

Peter: Everybody looks at me and sees a loser... Well except the guy with the lazy eye, he sees a loser and the snack machine.

[ageless_stranger]

"Diarrhea"

[Jato]

Brian: You're drunk
Stewie You're sexy!

Haha, that one was from the movie.

[Shizu-san]

I wasn't at all impressed by Family Guy. Give me King of the Hill. :P

Hmm... perhaps there should be a favorite King of the Hill quote thread?

[pikachu7]

family guy is funny, not the funny that you just laugh and move on, I mean it sticks to you and you laugh real hard about it, has anyone watched it? Or have any opinions on it?

[skillz]

family guy makes me laugh until i turn puple, and i can watch it over and over.............VICTORY IS MINE!!!

[Cowboychamploo44]

Aw man Family Guy is awesome! ^_^.

[pikachu7]

yeah! like the episode with that chicken when they were fighting

[Cowboychamploo44]

yeah! like the episode with that chicken when they were fighting

When Peter fought the Chicken? Yeah that was cool.

[Kaoru]

Family Guy is great. But sometimes it can get annoying. Over all it's good tho.

[pikachu7]

to me the episodes never seem to get boring, maube because I see diffrent ones once a day

[tomselleck69]

"applied observation about people's awkward behavior + cultural reference"

[Arcademan]

yeah! like the episode with that chicken when they were fighting

Which one? He fought the giant chicken TWICE!!!

[Kantami]

I love Family Guy!! Yay!! I like loadsa episodes i just can't seem to remeber all of them

[Nekochii]

If I have a bad day, all I have to do is watch an episode of Family Guy and I automatically feel better. I brought the movie to school once since my fourth peroid class usually gets to watch a movie on Friday, and everyone was laughing including the teacher.

[pikachu7]

this is true I heard family Guy cure people of their sadness.

[Kaoru]

Except some times they will over use that "interchangeable joke put in to add humor to a quite boring story" format. Then it can get annoying. It you don't get what I mean, watch the 2 "cartoon wars" episodes of South Park, they point it out.

[pikachu7]

I don't really watch south park just every once in a while.

[Nekochii]

watch the 2 "cartoon wars" episodes of South Park, they point it out.
That's another piece of animation I watch to cure my blues, along with The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and American Dad. :D

[pikachu7]

those are good too.

[chriswithchrist]

Some of you might be surprised, but I do like the Family Guy! This is a pretty good show!:cool:

[Kaoru]

Some of you might be surprised, but I do like the Family Guy! This is a pretty good show!:cool:
*starts to chant* One of us! One of us! One of us!

[Freakazoid]

Nobody can escape the power of family guy! Ha Ha!

[Anjolina]

After the end of this season, I wondered when the new would start. Anyone know?

[pikachu7]

In September

[PockyNymph]

Yep, Family Guy is a great medicine for bad days.

[pikachu7]

yeah anytime of the day too.

[Nekochii]

I thought the movie could have been better though.

[Fujiwara]

I love Family Guy, but when they made the movie, and then like a year later put it on TV. I was really ticked off! Why did i spend money on the DVD! lol

My fave characer is probally Stewie, i guess thats not a un-popular answer!

[Nekochii]

I like Brian. He sort of reminds me of Fraiser (well if he were a dog anyways).

[pikachu7]

yeah he is the producer of the show

[chriswithchrist]

yeah he is the producer of the show

I didn't know that. It's a great show.:D

[pikachu7]

yeah, I didn't know that someone from the show died this year, I think it was that old man that liked chris.

[Cowboychamploo44]

yeah, I didn't know that someone from the show died this year, I think it was that old man that liked chris.

I remember him! He was so hilarious and so disturbing at the same time

[Nekochii]

yeah he is the producer of the show
I thought Seth Green, the guy who played Peter was the producer.

[Wrath]

No way, man. Seth plays Chris. And I thought Todd McFarlane (however ya spell it) was the producer.

[tomselleck69]

seth green = chris, robot chicken, scott evil
seth macfarlane = peter, brian, stewie, producer, director, etc
todd mcfarlane = spawn, image comics, etc

[Tekuri]

Can be very funny and witty but sometimes a bit too quick-paced for my liking.

I cant believe some of the un-pc gags they get away with! Anyone else agree? Don't get me wrong, i think if cartoons like Family Guy didn't make any effort to push the envelope of the animation format forward, television would be resultantly very stagnant.

Im just sure a few people out there still deem AIDS too serious a disease to see it made fun of.

[blueeyes]

who the *ell are you?

[Arcademan]

Peter on Wheel of Fortune: "I'll take a Z...a 4...a Q...another Q...a third Q...and the Batman symbol."

BTW...both Family Guy threads merged!

[Nekochii]

Lois: Peter, where were you?
Drunk Peter: Where was I? Where were you?
Lois: Out drinking, but I was back by two.

Peter: You deserve to be treated like the Pieceofshmit you are.
Lois: That's Pewterschmidt.

[pikachu7]

the one when stewie wants his money heres a link to it. its so funny lol!
http://uploads.filecabin.com/flash/family_guy_wheres_my_money.swf

[Nekochii]

Haha, I remember that episode. I laughed so hard I could barely breath.

[pikachu7]

yeah I fell out when I saw it I'll always cherish it.

[Wrath]

LOL I KNEW something was off! Duh, Todd is the Spawn guy... *knocks self on the head* Sorry! Honest mistake, really...

[Tekuri]

who the *ell are you?

That's my favourite quote too.

[Nekochii]

"I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! ...Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"

Stewie

[Kaoru]

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.



That'd not really a quote...more like a really funny scene, I almost fell out of my chair when I saw it.

[Arcademan]

One...of...the...BEST...skits from the series :D

[SkullKihd]

"Pretty sneaky sis"

[blueeyes]

get out of my head. !!!!:eek:

[Cowboychamploo44]

I found this one interesting

Lois:Peter, you brought this on yourself by putting on those filthy shows.
Peter: Oh, Lois you are so full of...
[FCC guy blows air horn to drown out Peters last word]
Peter: What? I can't say
[horn]
Peter: in my own
[horn]
Peter: house!
[horn]
Peter: great, Lois! Just
[horn]
Peter: great! You know, you're lucky you're good at
[horn]
Peter: my
[horn]
Peter: or I'd never put up with you. You know what i'm talking about, when you
[horn]
Peter: a lubed up
[horn]
Peter: of toothpaste in my
[horn]
Peter: while you
[horn]
Peter: on a cherry
[horn]
Peter: Episcopalian
[horn]
Peter: extension cord
[horn]
Peter: wetness
[horn]
Peter: with a parking ticket. That is the best.

No one try to fill in the blanks ^_^

[Kaoru]

Bob Barker: Alright now, let's start the bidding. Jennifer? How much do you bid on the dinette set?
Jennifer: Uh...$675 Bob.
Bob Barker: $675. Steven?
Steven: $780.
Bob Barker: $780. Tammy?
Tammy: $781.
Steven (to Tammy): F*** you!

[Cowboychamploo44]

Meg: Did you hear that Brian? You're the new me!
Peter: Shut up Meg.

[Nekochii]

Peter: You now what really grinds my gears? You America. F*CK YOU!!!

[TonightMidnight]

Peter: Wow. This is almost as awkward as having sex with a rhinoceros that doesn't love you anymore.

*Shows Peter in bed with a Rhino*

Peter: *Clutching the bed sheets to his chest* Why wouldn't you look at me during?

Rhino: *Gets up and leaves*

Peter: *Starts sobbing*

I just about popped a gasket laughing when I saw this. xD

~~~

And...

Brian: *Watching an apple orbit around Peter* Peter...you've got your own gravitational pull.

xD

~~~

And when Stewie goes into the future with his future self and sees Lois...

Stewie: *Saying to his future self with astonishment* She's still ALIVE? What the HELL man?!

[Arcademan]

Family Guy Quotes (http://www.familyguyquotes.com/)

Look them up and vote for your favorite.

Peter: "Canada sucks!" :D

[Kaoru]

Family Guy Quotes (http://www.familyguyquotes.com/)
Ah there we go.

Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

~~~~~

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

[AnimeDudde]

Peter: "Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" roflmaoo xD

kaoru --> What episode is that from!? lmaoo I havent seen that one, and here I thought Id seen them all :S

[Arcademan]

Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

[Kaoru]

kaoru --> What episode is that from!? lmaoo I havent seen that one, and here I thought Id seen them all :S
You know what, I don't remember right off the top of my head.

Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.

[Arcademan]

From last night's Family Guy on [adult swim]

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

[Arcademan]

Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Arcademan/Arcademan/koolaid.gif

[Kaoru]

This doesn't really count as a quote, but I love this scene: watch! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFG-vjBJ5o)

[Arcademan]

Brian finds out when you don't pay Stawie back his money:

http://uploads.filecabin.com/flash/family_guy_wheres_my_money.swf

[Himura_77]

@kaoru: No offense, but you talk about stupidity in your sigs and you watch this show? Leaves me confused :D!

@Arcademan: I think I saw that, I don't watch the show, but wasn't that when Stawie beats the hell out of Brian with everything, including golf clubs, resulting in bloody scenes :D?

[Kaoru]

Leaves me confused :D!
And so you shall remain! muhahaha!

[Himura_77]

^^ Thank you very much :p! ^^

[TonightMidnight]

^^ Thank you very much :p! ^^

I guess it's a matter of opinion...but I actually think Family Guy is quite clever. I mean, there are a lot of jokes some people don't even get.

But another one of my favorite FG quotes are when Peter and Lois are talking to Brian after he had returned from the psychiatrist.

Peter: "Come on, Brian. There are a lot of crazy people who have went on to lead successful lives..."

And then they flash an old, black and white picture of Dan Rather. I just about died!

And Himura...why are you thanking Kaoru for leaving you confused? O.o I mean...do you LIKE being confused?

[Iced Tea]

Neil Goldman talking to Meg during the Toad episode (Let's Go to the Hop):

Hey, Meg. What's got four arms, four legs and one set of lips? You and me at the Winter Snow Ball.


When Chris becomes a paperboy in "To Love and Die in Dixie" and the family ends up in the witness protection program.

Old Man: Hey there, young fella. Bringing me good news today?

Chris Griffin: What?

Old Man: Come on over here, son.

Old Man: Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.

Old Man: That's a nice muscly throwing arm you got there.

Chris Griffin: Thanks.

Old Man: Got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket.

Old Man: But my arthritis...

Old Man: Why don't you reach in there and fish it out for yourself?

Chris Griffin: That's okay, mister.

Chris Griffin: I don't collect until the end of the month. I'll see you tomorrow.

Chris Griffin: Weird.


Later in the same episode,

Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?

Chris Griffin: It's this girl. I can't talk to her.

Chris Griffin: It's like girls are a different species or something.

Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?

Chris Griffin: Well, sure.

Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar.

Old Man: I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.

Chris Griffin: No, thanks. I gotta get going.

Old Man: Don't make me beg, now.

Chris Griffin: You're funny. Bye.

Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.


At the end of the episode when the Griffens get home,


Answering Machine You have 113 new messages.

Lois Griffin: Oh, my!

Old Man: I was just wondering where the newspaper boy was.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple days.

Old Man: Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Guess who?

Old Man: Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here.

Old Man: Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

Old Man: Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Where are you?

Old Man: You're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch.

Old Man: Call me.


The perverted old man makes me laugh. He's in 3 other episodes but this was his best episode.

[TonightMidnight]

Neil Goldman talking to Meg during the Toad episode (Let's Go to the Hop):

Hey, Meg. What's got four arms, four legs and one set of lips? You and me at the Winter Snow Ball.


When Chris becomes a paperboy in "To Love and Die in Dixie" and the family ends up in the witness protection program.

Old Man: Hey there, young fella. Bringing me good news today?

Chris Griffin: What?

Old Man: Come on over here, son.

Old Man: Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.

Old Man: That's a nice muscly throwing arm you got there.

Chris Griffin: Thanks.

Old Man: Got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket.

Old Man: But my arthritis...

Old Man: Why don't you reach in there and fish it out for yourself?

Chris Griffin: That's okay, mister.

Chris Griffin: I don't collect until the end of the month. I'll see you tomorrow.

Chris Griffin: Weird.


Later in the same episode,

Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?

Chris Griffin: It's this girl. I can't talk to her.

Chris Griffin: It's like girls are a different species or something.

Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?

Chris Griffin: Well, sure.

Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar.

Old Man: I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.

Chris Griffin: No, thanks. I gotta get going.

Old Man: Don't make me beg, now.

Chris Griffin: You're funny. Bye.

Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.


At the end of the episode when the Griffens get home,


Answering Machine You have 113 new messages.

Lois Griffin: Oh, my!

Old Man: I was just wondering where the newspaper boy was.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple days.

Old Man: Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Guess who?

Old Man: Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here.

Old Man: Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

Old Man: Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.

[Machine beeps]

Old Man: Where are you?

Old Man: You're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch.

Old Man: Call me.


The perverted old man makes me laugh. He's in 3 other episodes but this was his best episode.


That was hilarious! I saw that episode. But you know it's actually an old woman and NOT an old man?

[Kaoru]

But you know it's actually an old woman and NOT an old man?
How'd you figure that?

[TonightMidnight]

How'd you figure that?

I didn't see the specific episode myself, but two of my friends said they saw the FG episode where it showed that the "old perverted man" was actually a woman. You can research it if you want. Hmm, I think I'll do the same. But I do vaguely remember something about that guy being a woman.

[Kaoru]

I didn't see the specific episode myself, but two of my friends said they saw the FG episode where it showed that the "old perverted man" was actually a woman. You can research it if you want. Hmm, I think I'll do the same. But I do vaguely remember something about that guy being a woman.
Well he's a guy. His name is Herbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Griffin#Herbert). But there was a song in one episode were he dresses up like a girl, so maybe that's were they got confused.

[TonightMidnight]

Well he's a guy. His name is Herbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Griffin#Herbert). But there was a song in one episode were he dresses up like a girl, so maybe that's were they got confused.

Hm, that makes a lot of sense. Thanks for clearing that up. :rolleyes: Crazy friends of mine...that's the last time I listen to them about FG...

[Arcademan]

Peter: Hey how did you get that?
Death: It was mailed to me by your HMO.
Peter: Woah, just because my doctor was hitting on me doesn't mean you have to call him names.

[Kaoru]

Lois: To hell with the cameras! How could we ever let them replace our little girl? Oh, I miss her, Peter.
Peter: Me, too. She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-looking or successful and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, damn it!

[Nekochii]

Adult Stewie: Umm... that's never happened before.
Fran: Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying?

[TonightMidnight]

It was so funny when Peter says he is no longer attracted to Lois, because she gained weight and Brian goes, "I don't care what she looks like. I would wreck that chick." xD It was in the episode "Sibling Rivalry."

[zohal]

"ooh let me quess u picked out yet another colourful box with a crank that i'm expected to turn and turn until oop a big shock a colourful jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and dog laughs and i die a little inside."
-stewie

and

"by the way, u call those cheap implants boobs? those aren't boobs. THEY'RE LIES"
-stewie

i luv stewie and all of his qoutes.

[Sephiroth9888]

When Peter starts laughing like a jackass.

[RKambereyes]

My favourite parts are all with stewie just breaking out singing.

But my favourite is when stewie says (something like this I'm not sure):

uh...there's a half dead fat man eating a dead fat man. Am I the only one who realized?

[Saikyo]

Doctor: Mt. Griffin, you're fine.
Peter: What? Are you hitting on me?
Lois: No, Peter. He's saying you're going to live!
Doctor: Can't it be both?
(lines probably off)

Lois: Peter, did you get a new butt!?
Peter: I had to. My old one had a crack in it.

[Jacku]

I've never noticed this thread before...

Anyway for some reason I like Peter's romance novels, in particular the one about the lady who was Italian or some kind of Spanish.

[Simpleandclean93]

"Me like bread sticks!!! me likey bread sticks!!!Me Likey - your a big girl now louise."

[Tajtan]

I haven't seen many eps of Family Guy, but whenever I think of it, the quote that comes to mind is:

Stewie: "Will you shave my coin purse?"

[bleachedgantz]

Peter does crack

"The govement came and took my baby!"