What are your favorite anime/manga quotes?

[ShadowSoul121]

Funny, sad, inspirational, or whatever they are please share!

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!"
Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"When Snow Melts what does it become?"
"Why water of course"
" Bzzzt wrong. It's spring."
Kana and Hatori (Fruits Basket)

"Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."
---Haruhara Haruko (FLCL)

[Balboa]

Its a long one, but its probably my absolute favorite anime quote ever! From Hellsing:

"Hello? is this thing on? Alright! This is a shout out to all our listeners in the round table conference, and a special hello to that whoring little b@tch Ms. Hellsing, Can you hear me?! We are the Valentine Brothers! I'm Jan Valentine, and it is really nice to meet you. We appreciate you for joining us on this late lunch, we are currently feasting on the delicious taste of the Hellsing membership. We highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by praying to your imputant god, and then cowering in a corner, always good, but if you act now, there is still time for an old fashion suicide! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!"

[Ch*yeuk]

Dear Nana.. how are you getting along? Even now I am still calling your name. -- NANA by Ai Yazawa.

Anything sad or sweet are good quotes for me. heheh

[CatMarieS]

"I can see their parachutes!"
- ill fated quote from the DragonBallZ dub

[Rukida]

Anything said by Rock Lee <3.

"You've still got a ways to go." Ryoma Echizen, Prince of Tennis

[Dark_Mornie]

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PINT-SIZED MIDGET YOU CAN ONLY SEE WITH A MICROSCOPE!?!?" --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

don't u just love him? ^^

[DeathScytheHC]

The God of Dead has returned from Hell!!!-Duo Maxwell. Gundam Wing
I always get the shivers when Duo says that

[ShadowSoul121]

sweet! If i could remember them I would have a bunch from trigun and furuba and well the list goes on...I love funny and inspirational quotes!

"Emphasizing a lifestyle based on consumption is the ultimate violence against a poor country." (p. 309)
---Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost In the Shell

I'm watching ghost in the shell at this moment too

[-Kin-]

"Trying to be a sexy ninja?"
-Kin Tsuchi [Naruto]

"Ugly girls shouldn't cry."
-Teru [Mushroom Girl]

"People are able to hold onto hope, since death is that which cannot be seen."
-Rukia [Bleach]

[CatMarieS]

"Ineffective attack results in opposite effect"
- quote by Kurama that used to be popular until FUNimation provided one that was easier to understand and less engrishy.

[Dark_Mornie]

*tipical laugh* -'Easy-going Asakura' [Yoh Asakura], Shaman King

[datenshi_snow]

"HOEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sakura no kaijuu!!!!!!!!!!"
-Sakura Kinotmoto, Card Captor Sakura

[DeathScytheHC]

My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser The Third - Don't hesitate to call. - Vash, the Stampede

Just call him!!!:D

[Dark_Mornie]

"So tiny..." -Hao Asakura, Shaman King

can u imagine Hao saying THAT to Ed? @.@U [notice: FMA & SK fan]

[Pura]

"Hey, haven't you forgotten somebody? Hello? I'm talking about me! You have forgotten me, haven't you?" - Chrono (Chrono Crusade)

"Tell him fine, there's no way i'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god-complex." - Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"This shindig looks like a bombdiggity." Balmung (.hack//)

[datenshi_snow]

I'm taking a leap, and putting something from IZ, though Im not sure it can really be called Anime, most people put it into that category.

"You, OBEY THE FIST!"
~Zim

"Why is his head so big? WHY is his head so BIG?"
~GIR

Dib "Deep down, I'm blolgna?"
Zim "Yes, yes you are."
Dib "That's dumb!"
Zim "Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose..."

One from a REAL Anime now.
-starry eyes- "KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Tomoyo Daidouji, CCS. Quite often when it comes to her dear Sakura-chan.

[dragon109826]

"love and Peace! Love and Peace!"
- Vadh the stamped (Trigun)

[narc]

(singing) "Itadakimasu!" (Bon appetit!)
Noah Izumi: Patlabor I, the Movie.

I can't sit down at a table without singing it into my head somehow.:p

[DeathScytheHC]

Miho-chan - I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents.
Largo - In my case, they made an exception
Piro - And no background check

Largo - PH34R MY L33T NEKKID SKILLZ!!!

Largo - I am GREAT TEACHER LARGO!!!! Ph33r my l33t t34ching skillz!

Quotes from Megatokyo - Low bandwith version

[Dark_Mornie]

"Too bad... you lost your chance to get away from me." -Cain [young], Godchild

"You seem in fine spirits, my dear, beautiful earl." -Dr. Jizabel Disraeli, Godchild

"Yes, it's better not to resist, Cain. Your golden eyes are dangerously alluring, like poison. It maken me want to cut open your pale skin and expose your bright red beating heart. I would preserve your heart along with your eyes in embalming fluid. Once you've silenced... will my pain cease? This compulsion to hate that myself can't even control!" -Dr. Jizabel Disraeli, Godchild [srry, i just love psycho dudes o.o]

"You're the only one in this world who can touch my scars, Riff" -Count Cain, Godchild

[DeathScytheHC]

Arkham - When you gaze into the abyss...The abyss also looks back into you

Dante - And if you drink up all the beer before I get back, I'll shoot you in the gut, cram a spigot in the hole and drink it right out of your beer belly!

Dante - JACKPOT!

Dante - Huh. It's not blood. Ok. Well that's one good thing.

Vergil - Advice from a rag doll. That is insulting on so many levels...

Devil May Cry 3 - Code 1: Dante

[I_like_duCkS]

"ill never forgive u" from naruto cos i find it annoying

[starfruit]

"A Secret Makes a Woman Woman" from Detective Conan character Chris Vineyard

[shikigami]

love and peace -vash-trigun
i just saved ure dumbass -ed-full metal alchemist

[cheysulinight]

Well, I collect quotes from just about everything I read or watch and I just can't seem to chose a favorite. So I'll post two I just collected:

"No matter how unimportant the meeting... how small the outcome... it will always have some later effect on you. It can be the smallest of things. It can be the shortest of moments. It may never be remembered. It may have never been recorded. A bond of fate never disappears once tied." ~ Yuuko, xxxHOLiC

"The world... is a very small place, but... for those who know it, it is very, very large. And the world... when it is viewed by those who know... is far larger than just one world can hold." ~ Yuuko, xxxHOLiC


Actually, just about everything that woman says goes into my collection of quotes.

[Dragon]

"I am so bored" Admiral Spoor (Banner of the stars)
"Baka!" Lafiel (referring to Jinto)

[VermilionAI]

Hey Setsuna, none of the people who mock you have stood in your position. They all watch from a higher place, copying each other's sense of morality. (Angel Sanctuary)

The pleasure of a dream is that it’s a fantasy. If it happens then it was never a dream. (Full Metal Alchemist)

In this world, not everything will be won by justice. If you want to win, you have to learn how to cheat. (Nana)

[Zombie prom date]

"Please accept my feelings for you"
"Usually I just dream about giant robots and grave robbing, nothing that weird"
"Uguuu"
"Puchuuu"
「アークーラースー」

[Wrath]

So, now I'm your new hobby, is that it? You falling for me? --Legault to Matthew from Fire Emblem, Rekka no Ken

There isn't an ounce of fat below my neck!!! --Davis/Daisuke from Digimon

Who pee'd in his cheerios? --Youji in a really bad dub of Weiss Kreuz

(I know I have more somewhere, but can't seem to find em just now...)

[noobkillerzero]

"Dont deceive dont be deceived" - Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic)

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire." - Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation..." - Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU)

"I musn't run away..." - Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"Thats my way of the ninja" - Naruto (Naruto)

"I will protect my ninja way!" - Rock Lee (Naruto)

"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)

[Holy Dragon Sword]

Gundam!
"Blame it on the misfortune of your birth."- Char Aznable(Mobile Suit Gundam)

"Nanai slapped me real hard!"- Quess Paraya(Char's Counterattack)

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever."- Marimaia Khushrenada(Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)

"HEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOO! DESTROY MEEE, HEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!!"- Relena Peacecraft (Mobile Suit Gundam Wing)

Betterman!
"You...idiot."- Lamia (speaking using his mouth)

"Dripping with juices...it looks so delicious.
The struggle to gain protein.

A thirst cannot be quenched without consumption.
Please, please won't you let me eat you?

Let me chew you...right down to your bones."- Sakura Akamatsu

"The power to undo your very DNA...Psycho Birth!"- Lamia(Oltos form)

"There is no truth but that which is known by [Lord] Pakila!"- Bodaiju

"(carrying Sakura) Sakura's boobs...I never noticed how big they were..."- Keita Aono
"Is something wrong, Keita?"- Sakura
"Gyaaaaagggghhhhh....*drools, and falls over*"- Keita

[SakuraRay]

"I told you, a fist in his face!!"" - Most of my faves are FMA ones! :p !

Or another instant classic that i watched a good few times from Chrono Crusade:

"I'll kill you with this spoon!!"

[Kagura]

You point a sword at someone you either kill or be killed. Anyone who can't handle that should just Shut the f*** up! (Mugen, Champloo)

I have no fear of death. It just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for eternity. (Vincent, Cowboy Bebop)

Man shouldn't have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. (Spike, Cowboy Bebop)

See, you've got a strict Mommy now. The bathroom' s out here. Got it, Black Hayate? (Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist)

[sierra]

"Being satisfied means it's over." Taki-Gravitation

"A woman is most beautiful in tears." Chobits (I might have that one wrong, sorry if I do)

[Krystal Nacht Anonymous]

"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool." -Haruhara Haruko, FLCL.

[crimson_butterfly]

Itatatatata gomen nasai gomen nasai -- Hanatarou (bleach):rolleyes:
I'm not just a pervert...I'm a super pervert -- Jiraiya (Naruto):D
Anything said by Gaara Kankuro Rock Lee Neji Sasuke Naruto Kiba Shino Shikamaru And Hinata...I'd molest them all;)
Any over reactions to any short Comments as only Edward Elric Can react:)

[vadkakid]

"If you were never remembered, then you never existed."

(Arisu from Serial Experiments Lain)

~VK~

[Amma]

Dragonball

Master Roshi: And now we move to mid-term training!

Goku:WHAT!

Krillin already exhausted.

I laughed so much after this.

[Niikura_Kaoru]

" In a world where humanity is defined by the amount of obtainable and storable information,
one may argue that a single artificial entity can be more human than humans. "

- Puppet Master (Koukaku Kidoutai)

[Lokizzo]

No matter where you are... everyone's connected- Lain

I hear and deliver this vengeance- Jigoku Shoujo

Goodbye, Papa- Nana, Elfen Lied

I think I'll do some shopping!- Kino, Kino's Journey

You Spoony Bard!-ffiv

There's nothing more interesting then you Sakura- Tomoyo, Cardaptor Sakura

[littlekittysakura]

Here are some of my favorites from Tsubasa: REVERVoiR CHRoNiCLES:

"If I fall asleep like this, the first thing I see when I wake up will be you, Syaoran." -Sakura

"-Fai said it at the world with the big lake. If Syaoran laughs or has fun, nobody will blame him for it.
-Yeah, what about it?
-It's true for Fai, too. Nobody will blame Fai. Not Syaoran, not Sakura, not Kurogane. Nobody.
-Me? I always have fun!
-Fai thinks of other things even while laughing." -Mokona and Fai exchange

"Any man who points a weapon should be prepared to die by one." -Kurogane

I like these from Fruits Basket.

"Because I want to think that there's no such thing as a memory that's okay to forget." -Momiji

Actually anything said by Momiji... or Kyo... :P

And finally, from Inu-Yasha

"I've heard similar threats from a number of poor fools whose memory I keep alive by dancing on their tombstone" -Inu-Yasha

I get the most absurd image of Inu dancing on a tombstone... :P

[Slyck]

"When Im furher, all the women will wear TINY MINI SKIRTS"!!!
"Col. your a genius! Id follow you to the end of the world"!
"Yes"!
*Hawkeye walks away in disgust*

Ok one more FMA quote

"And all these ingreteants can be bought easy in most shops. We can build human bodies on the cheap"

Auska and Togi
"The viewing fee. Quite the bargain, nicht"?
Its over priced but thats ok. Heres your change"!

[RoboPeach]

Which anime is the "mini skirts" one from??

[Lokizzo]

FMA of course

[miss_syaoran]

"Eventhough If I Lost This Feeling I Will Come Back To Love You Again" - Syaoran Li [CCS]

Cute! ^^

[evilmingdoctor]

I generally like the liberal use of 'bastard' in lots of anime - it makes the characters sound really angry; especially in dubbed anime's

[HimeHakkai]

I've got some favorites from Saiyuki :D

"How 'bout it, tall, dark, handsome, and horrible? I do hope you're into the rough stuff." -Cho Hakkai

"Your little unrequited love affair is starting to piss me off! Get a room!" -Genjyo Sanzo to Sha Gojyo and Son Goku [ep. 2, Gensoumaden]

"I saw him! He was with an itty bitty girl about yea high!" -Son Goku

[Two parter-]
Gojyo: "So, ya wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes, do ya? Sorry- but only the prettiest girls get to find that out."

Goku: "It's black, isn't it?! I saw it in the bath!"

[Episode 13]
Goku: "Where's my dinner, you slut?"

From Fullmetal Panic!

"I'm not a geek. I'm a specialist." Sousuke Sagara

Trigun

"To the potty sir!" -Vash

"You must kill the spiders to save the butterflies." -Knives

Cowboy BeBop

"I am Edward Wong Hau Pepaulu Tivruuuuusky the Fourth!"- Ed

"I love a woman who can kick my ass." Spike- from the movie

[natsumikan]

"A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. Whatever pretty words you use to speak of it, this is its true nature." [Rurouni Kenshin]

[Edward Elric]

"well that sounds fun filled beyond belief..." ed talking to hughes in episode 13... ^^ ed is just too cute!!

[Alphonse Elric]

"I didn't start it but i'll finish it. Sweet and Sour Panda Chunks for everyone!" -reiji-

[japangirl2789]

"The melody of logic always plays the chord of truth." -Ayumu, Spiral

"Miss Kaoru, you musn't give up! Suicide is not the answer!" -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

[Perdition City]

Anything said by Gaara from Naruto
"I love only myself and fight only for myself."

The most annoying is Sakura, she has a period where her dialogue is basically made up of her shrieking "Sasuke-kun!"

And finally... anything said between Rock Lee and Gai!

(they're all from Naruto, cause I’m watching that at the moment hehe)

[kimmichi]

Funny quotes more like
"It's like some horrible joke. I only wish that was the punchline."-Shuichi Shindo Gravaition

Goku: "aaaaah. Man oh man. I'm..."
Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo:"I'm hungry!"
Goku: "Don't go stealin' all my lines!"
-Saiyuki, vol 9

"Meatbunn!!"-Goku, Saiyuki

[ShadowSoul121]

Wow! This is a lot more popular than I thought it would be! I wish I could think of more to share with you!

[Saikyo]

"Aku Soku Zan" -Saito, Rurouni Kenshin
"And you will shed tears of scarlet." Vicious, Cowboy Bebop

[Ichigotsu]

"i'm not worthy to set foot in such halls of purity!!"(Tokumi to Taro in Cafe Kichijouji de)

and various ones from Ranma 1/2 and Galaxy Angel

[teacup]

"SHUT UP AND LET ME PROTECT YOU!"
-gracefully spoken by Inuyasha

[ShadowSoul121]

"SHUT UP AND LET ME PROTECT YOU!"
-gracefully spoken by Inuyasha
lol that's great! I love it! I can't believe I forgot it!

[Fannin]

Naruto: You're LATE!
Kakashi: Ah, well, I got lost on the road of life...

[Fannin]

"The melody of logic always plays the chord of truth." -Ayumu, Spiral

"Miss Kaoru, you musn't give up! Suicide is not the answer!" -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

Muwaha! Yeah, as he storms into the bath house. Got to love it ^__^

[FlyingBunny]

a lot of things have gone wrong...
but it is exactly because of those thinigs that we begin to understand the world.
we are small flowers who do not yet have names. supported by the larger stuns,
we finally begin to bud...
and dream of the future...
dream of the day,
under a clear blue sky,
when we will blossom.
~Kare Kano (His & Her Circumstances)~

[ShadowSoul121]

does anyone have some good quotes from Ghost in the Shell, or Furuba?

[Alexzyuy]

Manga:

"I won't let anyone call me a dog again! That said.... let me be your dog."
- Her Majesty's Dog

" My dad is..... He's the enemy of the earth."
-Yotsuba

Jumbo: Hey. So did you get your revenge?
Yotsuba: I died.
Jumb: See? Revenge won't get you anywhere.

"Watch how I run-nay, how I live my very life." -Tomo

[ShadowSoul121]

Jumbo: Hey. So did you get your revenge?
Yotsuba: I died.
Jumb: See? Revenge won't get you anywhere.

I like that. It's true too lol:cool:

[bobby]

i'm my fathers son! by gohan

it happened in the bojak movie when gohan went into SSR(supersayan rage)

[Vamoose]

"What is talent? Is it edible?" ---- Ryuuchi Sakuma. Love it.

(see sig)

[Kyaa the Catlord]

"We may be related, but we may be strangers!" - Onegai Twins. :P

[Louann1]

" We've got to find the booty! Booty, booty, BOOTY!!" ~Merei from .Hack//LOTT

" Th- This- This is... A TRUE DELICACY!! Oh, the richly luxurious flavour! The eloquent, lingering after-taste... It reminds me of my home planet. There's no doubt... IT IS THE FLAVOR OF THE COSMOS!" ~Miu on Ren's 'nikujaga' from DearS

" If you're the one who's lost.. I'll come find you, Riku."~ Daisuke Niwa from D.N.Angel

" Can cook and stuff." ~Shia's employment sign from Pita-Ten

[Kita_Erindur]

" *Misty Voice* Excel ... Excel ...You cannot kill our creator" - 'The Great will of the Grand Universe' - Excel Saga

"If you think of someones good qualities as the uneboshi in an onigiri it's as if the their qualities are stuck to their back!" - Tohru Honda - Fruits Basket

"I wonder what kind of 'world' she will create next? And what kind of stories will be told? Thats something we will have to find out. Thats why 'The World' doesn't need an ending"

[Alphonse Elric]

People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something. You must present something of equal value to gain something. That is the principle of equovalent trade in alchemy. We believed that was the truth of the world when we were young.-alphonse-

[kookylaski]

"The car goes VROOOOOM!!!(...)Singing, sparkling, singing, sparkling..." Ryuichi Sakuma, Gravi anime.

Shigure: Now, when it comes to sex...
*Yuki whacks Gure-san with frying pan*
Yuki: Don't be vulgar
-Furuba

"When I become Fuhrer there will be changes, that day, all female military personel will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!!!" Roy Mustang, FMA.

*Aya runs out of dressing room in wedding dress*
YUUUUUKKKIIIIIIII!!!(I laughed so hard when I read that...)
-Furuba

There's a couple more and I might post them when I think of 'em...not sure yet...

[scarecrow]

Hahah. One that comes right to mind is:
"What's wrong Hasunuma?"
"That ****'s floatin' d-(o-o)"
-Eerie Queerie

and y'all know that one episode of FMP where they're trying to get to the girls baths, and the last kid finally gets there and his face slams right into some dude's crotch and the dude just says something like, "Baths switch at 10."
? XD Yeah I died laughing.

[llamazord]

I like two...

"There is only one thing I ever fought for and it remains the same today. It is the only justice that I care about. In other words: Aku Soku Zan!"
-Hajime Saito from RuroKen

And

"You've gone crazy!! And I'm gonna kill you~!"
-Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing

[Golden Warrior Aiolos]

how do I do to insert an avatar to my user????

[scarecrow]

how do I do to insert an avatar to my user????
..
That's not a quote~! XD
Go to quick links (at the top) and click on the User Control Panel red thing. then on the page that comes up on the left there's a menu and one of the options is "Edit Avatar"

[miyu_chan454]

well it wasn't a quote but it's on a sign in the manga and i love it!

Sibling
Against
Living
Among
Debrise
^ the sibiling corpartion in CROSSROAD

(sorry i don't have manga with me so my spelling is bad)

[AniGamer]

"I'm a ZAFT pilot to the bitter end." -Athrun Zala -Gundam SEED
"Believe It!" -Naruto[Dub]
"Oro?" -Kenshin Himura -Rurouni Kenshin

[Golden Warrior Aiolos]

none comes to mind now because i hear 'em in spanish and i strongly doubt in the accuracy of the dubs

[miyu_chan454]

Here are some more from crossroad (this time it is quotes)

-"Taro-nii... 'No incest allowed in the house!' right?" (satsuki)
"this must be a nightmare (the brothers, hugging)

-"If there's anthing bothering you... you can always tell me. Because, you know...... I don't see you as my big sister." <big pause> "I see you as my little sister." -- Natsu

-"Sorry nice little girls aren't my thing. Just looking at such prue innocence... ... makes me want to cry big fat tears while I gag her with a silk cloth. Ha." -- sensei akai

[Dragon]

does anyone have some good quotes from Ghost in the Shell, or Furuba?

"You don't say?... Well then go ahead and die."-Major Motoko Kusanagi Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. 2nd Gig Epsiode 1

[kookylaski]

Here's a furuba one

Takei: But you Hatsuharu, how can you prove that it's your natural hair color?!
*Haru drags him to the mens room, then Takei stumbles out*
Takei: The evidence is irrefutible(i think that's the word he used...) There's things in this world I have yet to comprehend.
Yuki, Kyo(thinking): He showed him...

[scarecrow]

Here's a furuba one

Takei: But you Hatsuharu, how can you prove that it's your natural hair color?!
*Haru drags him to the mens room, then Takei stumbles out*
Takei: The evidence is irrefutible(i think that's the word he used...) There's things in this world I have yet to comprehend.
Yuki, Kyo(thinking): He showed him...
ROFL XD <3

[Golden Warrior Aiolos]

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PINT-SIZED MIDGET YOU CAN ONLY SEE WITH A MICROSCOPE!?!?" --Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

don't u just love him? ^^
sure Ed is great But I love for life to Maes Hughes

[Sangodare]

I like one from FMA.
"Stand up and walk forward. After all you have legs to stand on."- Edward Elric

[ShadowSoul121]

Here's a furuba one

Takei: But you Hatsuharu, how can you prove that it's your natural hair color?!
*Haru drags him to the mens room, then Takei stumbles out*
Takei: The evidence is irrefutible(i think that's the word he used...) There's things in this world I have yet to comprehend.
Yuki, Kyo(thinking): He showed him...
lol wow that's great! thanks for sharing!

[ShadowSoul121]

"You don't say?... Well then go ahead and die."-Major Motoko Kusanagi Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. 2nd Gig Epsiode 1
I seen that! thanks for sharing!

[Edward Elric]

here are some ed quotes:
Edward: He knows about me? What's going on? I don't think I did anything to make people mad... Actually, I did... But I didn't do anything that makes me deserve to be killed!
.............................................
Edward: The number of people I must beat to a pulp after this has grown too big... If I don't write them down, I'm going to forget them!
.............................................
Edward: There are always things like that. Things more important than yourself, than your dreams.

Winry: What about it, boy who lacks height?
Edward: You mean boy who lacks ambition!


Hughes: Don't get normal people like me involved in your talent show of weirdos!
there are a few for now! ^^

[ShadowSoul121]

lol can't go wrong with FMA quotes!

[ParaKiss]

I Love Azumanga Daioh...

Tomo: Bwhahaha! You're an idiot!
Osaka: Huh?
Yomi: What's so funny?
Tomo: Osaka thought that Van Damme's first name was 'Van'!
Yomi: Heh. I could see that.
Tomo: Everyone knows his first name is 'Damn'. Cuz he's a foreigner you know.
Yomi: You're not too smart yourself are you?
Who in their right mind woulf have a name like Damn Van?
"Yes, It's Damn Van, four-wheelin' champion of justice!"
Give me a break!
Osaka: ...if he's Damn Van, is there a Damn Car?
Everyone: .........
Osaka: Maybe that's Jackie Chan's codename.
Tomo: Hey, yeah...
Yomi: Good God, you two!

[spotpc]

This is a little dirty but hilarious when you hear it in context.

From Gantz:
*Episode 1, Kei and Kato are running from a subway train*
Kei: I can't believe this! I'm going to die and the last thing I did was buy a girly mag!

[Satsukiyami]

Here's a furuba one

Takei: But you Hatsuharu, how can you prove that it's your natural hair color?!
*Haru drags him to the mens room, then Takei stumbles out*
Takei: The evidence is irrefutible(i think that's the word he used...) There's things in this world I have yet to comprehend.
Yuki, Kyo(thinking): He showed him...

LMAO i love that scene!

[Ban Midou]

Mine is my sig.

[Alexzyuy]

Secrecy is the art of covertly hiding unbeknownst information from people. - Lord Il Palazzo, Excel Saga.

Excel: Quit contemplating reunion with the spirits of the dead!!
Hyatt: It would be nice if you could awaken me with more subtlety.
Excel: Well you see, every morning I observe the daily struggle of your soul as it tries to stumble back into the office.

Excel: Au contraire mon frere! Absolutely NO taking of her pulse!
Coach: But its the most fundamental tool in diagnosis....
Excel: Well, if you must pry, she suffers from hypoglycemia of the hernia and I should HOPE you wouldn't discriminate against her for that. Just give her ten minutes and she'll be flying like the concorde.
-from Excel Saga: They're talking about Hyatt, who has chosen that moment to fall over dead.

[mimory]

my is from inuyasha guese who"prepara to die inuyasha "sesshy can pw inuyash anyday

[AnimeDudde]

"Im sending you to the Other Dimsension" DragonballZ early dub

I still laugh xD oh, and Gohan saying:

"Piccolo you big Bully!"

LMAO xD DBZ dub should be on the comedy network :P Oh wait, and another one, this one was actually supposed to be funny on FuNi's part.

Freeza rips Nao's arm off, "Here, you can use it as a back scratcher or something"

:rolleyes:

[Miako]

"STUPID MONKEY!" Sanzo - Saiyuki

"But Sanzo, I'm hungry!" Goku - Saiyuki

I laugh...everytime.

[elisegrey]

The final chapter of Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou:

The whole world, which had been like a festival, slowly calmed down, and those days
became the gentle time of what is called the 'Age of the Calm Evening'.

Let me show you just a moment of this brief time before night comes.


Sitting once more on the warm concrete...

The night of humanity... May it be a peaceful age.

...

And then Ellie cries. D:

[Alphonse Elric]

"i'm shaking with eargerness for a rematch" -sasuke uchiha-

[07pops]

DON'T CALL ME SCRAWNEY!!!!!!!!http://www.animay.net/image%20gallery/fma/images/fma0114.jpg

[07pops]

DON'T CALL ME SCRAWNEY!!!!!!! CLICK HERE...http://www.animay.net/image%20gallery/fma/images/fma0114.jpg

[spotpc]

From Cowboy Bebop:

Spike: "Have you ever heard this one? There was a tiger-striped cat who died a million deaths, came back and lived a million lives. The cat was not afraid to die. He had many owners who he didn't really care for. Then one day, the cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. he met a white female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. But after a while, the white cat grew old and died. The striped cat cried a million times and then he died too. And this time, he didn't come back."
Jet: "It's a good story."
Spike: "I hate that story. I never liked cats. You know that."

[Blueharlequin]

I've got some favorites from Saiyuki :D

"How 'bout it, tall, dark, handsome, and horrible? I do hope you're into the rough stuff." -Cho Hakkai

Ohh, I missed that! what episode was that from?

This will be weird, I am quoting myself from another forum:


Hakkai says to Goku, "If one eats poison, one must also lick the plate."
Goku replies, "But Hakkai, plates don't taste good."

Old proverb meaning ~ If one does something wrong they should do it all the way.

Hey, I thought it was funny.

[Amma]

"Guess what, none of the evil people were wished back, this just in your a good guy" Goku - DBZ

"Not as crazy as you girly girl." Ryoko - Tenchi Universe

There are so many but I'll try to remember.

[Mitzuki]

Misao Makimachi(from kenshin): I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give villians like you my name!

[spotpc]

From Fruits Basket manga. A fantasy scene of Kyoko meeting Kyo.

Kyoko: "Orange! Orange!" *ruffles his hair*

[Mitzuki]

LOL Im going to eat you

Lol tought id finish it XD

[spotpc]

Forgot that part. lol

[Mitzuki]

LOL LOve the Ritsu one XD but when did the first one happen

[spotpc]

Ritsu: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[Alphonse Elric]

Jing-there can be tears of sadness and there can be tears of joy. but they are far from the same..

[spotpc]

From Princess Mononoke:

Wolf mother Moro: "I hoped that you would cry out in your sleep, so I could bite your head off to silence you."

[Ashen-Shugar]

Mines from Bleach;

Ichigo "Is there anything I can do?"

Ichigos Dad "No. Assume the foetal position and stay out of the way."

Or one from FMA (not exact words)

Ed "We'll miss the train!"

Major Alex Louis Armstrong "No we won't." *Picks up Ed and Al* "We'll catch the train using the super fast dashing technique that has been passed down through my family for generations."

And one more for good measure (again from bleach)

Chad "An I-Beam fell on my head yesterday."

Chads friend "An I-Beam!?" :D

[Whisper]

Trigun

“I’ve always had my suspicions you were no mere mortal, but I never imagined you were actually... a cat...wait! What the hell am I saying?! Where is that idiot?!” - Nicholas D. Wolfwood

[Ritsuka]

FMA not exact words
Hughes: (imitating Roy) dont die under my command youre a pain in the neck without the paperwork
Ed: fine i wont die before you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex

[ShadowSoul121]

From Princess Mononoke:

Wolf mother Moro: "I hoped that you would cry out in your sleep, so I could bite your head off to silence you."

Nice... I <3 Princess Mononoke!

[Nekogirl77]

Black Haru - "Shut up! Quit shouting like you're king of the freaking world! Now I've got some common sense for you. If I wore a tie it wouldn't change who I am. If I wore no piercings it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if I dyed my hair black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ASS!"

He's way awsome XD I <3 his attitude

[ShadowSoul121]

Black Haru - "Shut up! Quit shouting like you're king of the freaking world! Now I've got some common sense for you. If I wore a tie it wouldn't change who I am. If I wore no piercings it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if I dyed my hair black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ASS!"

He's way awsome XD I <3 his attitude

me <3 haru too!:p

[Nekochii]

Mima Kirigoe from Perfect Blue~"Excuse me, who are you?"

[Kurama's fire miko]

Nana Komatsu (Nana)- "Hey Nana... 'member when we first met? I'm just superstitious. I believe in things like fate. So this has gotta be fate. Laugh all you want, dudes..."

Mary Weather Hargreaves (God Child)-"I don't mind if I have to be a bird trapped in a cage. I want to be trapped inside your love."

(God Child)-"If I can alleviate some of the blood that pours from your crown of thorns, then I won't mind being your favorite doll." this quote creeps me out.

[nikitia]

Naruto: You're LATE!
Kakashi: Ah, well, I got lost on the road of life...

usually anything kakashi says. whats the other one um...

"Oh....me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't feel like talking about his likes and dislikes! My dreams for the future are none of your business...But anyway, I have lots of hobbies..."

[ShadowSoul121]

usually anything kakashi says. whats the other one um...

"Oh....me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't feel like talking about his likes and dislikes! My dreams for the future are none of your business...But anyway, I have lots of hobbies..."

lol awesome!

[nikitia]

i want to admit that i copied that out of kakashi's siggy.

[stickmanbob0]

pika pikaaaaa! - guess who? i dont think i need to even explain

[Kurama's fire miko]

"I'm afried we can't do anything about them now. The believed that beauty could come form an artist brush rather then their own spirit light." -Miyu (Vampire Princess Miyu)

"Everyone has to live carrying a burden on his back, but you apparently carry nothing, and yet you want to enjoy judging people. Your forgeting you are human." -Miyu (Vampire Princess Miyu)

[Johnni]

"Those guys..." - 90% of Gundam pilots lol

[Nekochii]

"Pervert. Pervert. Hideki is a pervert." Chii from Chobits.

"Hail, Ilpallazzo!" Excel from Excel Saga.

[Kurama's fire miko]

"People are diffrent every time you see them" -Chief Konoe (Descendants of Darkness)

[AnimeNut]

Fruits Basket:
Shigure: ... I've felt enough women to know. This is the point where your supposed to slap me and say 'Oh Shigure you perv!'
Kagura: Oh Shigure YOU PERV! (and then she proceeds to beat the crap outta him) v v funny :)

[Nekochii]

"It is not the Earth we wish to destroy. It is mankind. Men kill, they hate, and they devastate this planet. What reason, then, must they exist? What the Earth needs now is tranquility." Nakatsu from X/1999

"The ones who aren't human... the ones who aren't people... Are you!" Lucy from Elfenlied.

"Lil Slugger set me free." Ichi from Paranoia Angent.

[YamPuff]

"Syaoran sugoi" -Tsuabasa Chronicle

Repeated at least five times in ten minutes. Now thats a record. If you don't realise after that how sugoi he is, than you'r pretty dense. Yet its so subtle...

[spotpc]

How 'bout a little sequel action in here.

"Sometimes you fall in love with someone after you marry them." Kei to Hyousuke, Please Teacher.

"Whenever I've had an important conversation with you, it's always in the bath." Karen to Mina, Please Twins.

[feder]

From Saiyuki:

Cho Hakkai: Being a Sanzo doesn't necessarily make you as strong as a demon. He was probably a proper, serious, ordinary, very devout Sanzo.
Sha Gojyo, Goku: Oh, right, gotcha.
Genjo Sanzo: What do you mean by that?

Merciful Goddess: Life is about the voyage, not the destination

Genjo Sanzo: He gave me something that day. Something I wanted to protect. And when it was taken from me, I learned how small I was. I vowed never again to care for someone so much I couldn't bear to lose them

Kouryu, Kid: Calling it something else won't change what it is.

from FF7: Last Order

Tifa: Cloud...kite kureta'nda.
Cloud: un
Tifa: yakusoku mamotte kureta'n dane
pinchi no toki ni chanto kite kureta'nda
Cloud: gomen. kuru na sukoshi okuretana
Tifa: un. ii no yo, Cloud...
Sephiroth: Kaa-san...
Cloud: Sephiroth....

[ShadowSoul121]

"In my professional medicle opinion, you're sick!" Shigure, furuba

[Cura]

"All women lie, you should know that." - Julia, Cowboy Bebop

"Beautiful flowers always have thorns. You would do well to remember that." - Cher, Wolf's Rain

[SaSuNaRu]

I really don't know if anyone put this down...

*on the rescue mission to get Sasuke*

Sai: Still, that's not much reason... Not if it means facing someone like Orochimaru.
Naruto: If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death.
Even if it means getting torn into peices, I'm going to take Sasuke back from Orochimaru, no matter what.

[spotpc]

"But Major, what if the robot geishas demand a pay raise?" Batou to Motoko, Ghost in the Shell: SAC.

[Nekochii]

"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!”~ Duo Maxwell: Gundam Wing.

"Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!"~ Narusegawa Naru: Love Hina

[CloudyMind]

Hmm...There is so many, if I could only remember them...

Angel Sanctyary
"Look only at me, tell me you love me. Hold me. Kill me."

"-Cadet Raziel is fresh young meat. If something were to happen to the savior, you can slice him, dice him, rape him, as you wish. You have the great Thornes' seal of approval! (Zaphikel)
-Wha?! (Raziel)"
Did I laugh at that place. :D

Wolf's rain
" If you live in constant fear of death, without even having a dream, you might as well be dead"

Saiyuki
"Someday you'll let go of my hand. When you finally look to the far sky, I'll kick you from behind and laugh at you to hurry"
Saiyuki has so many quotes I could put here. Er...Let me just remember them...

[jia_feong]

Hm...there's one from Bleach (Tite Kubo). I'll try not to butcher it, can barely remember....

[Rukia notices Ichigo is looking at some guy; btw, Rukia is my avatar/icon]
Rukia: Hey, there's no need to be concerned about him.
Ichigo: I'm not worried about him.
Rukia: I didn't ask if you were worried. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH....

[lightwolve]

I have a lot, first, my Wolf's Rain ones:
one's in my siggy, here's another:
"They say that, there's no such place...as paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But in spite of that, why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me, it says, 'Search....for paradise.'" -Kiba. I get shivers whenever he says that.

Slayers!
(not exact)
"You've been a monster this whole time and you didn't even tell us?" -Amelia
"Well, I didn't think it was revlevent." -Xelloss
"That's it! To make up for it every night you have to repeat: Life is wonderful, Life is wonderful, Life is wonderful!" -Amelia (and she jabs her finger in his face w/ every life is wonderful)
and later:

"Mr. Xelloss, we know your weakness!" -Amelia
"Oh, do you now?" -Xelloss
pulling out mega-phone: "Life is wonderful!" -Amelia
"Life is a gift for us to cherish!" -Gourry
"We can do anything we want to...." -Zelgadiss, in a depressed tone.

"What's a fiance? (pause) Is it a pickle?" -Gourry.

"Wait, she made up Zomelgustar, right? So how can she use him to put a curse on Ms. Lina?" -Amelia
"She made a curse out of pure obsessiveness, that's pretty impressive." -Zelgadiss

"I'm sensing some great evil, something unclean...something....terrible!!!!" -Fillia, while Xelloss sneaks around in the background

"Don't worry, I struck you with the back of my sword....oh wait...it's a double sided sword..." -Zelgadiss, and he looks so frazzled!
this one isn't really a quote from the anime, but my friend said it when Gaav first appeared:
"What the? Why is he wearing a RAINCOAT?"

And, Fruits Basket:

"By the way, don't try this at home. Anyone besides Kyo might have been seriously injured." -Haru
"You shouldn't have tried it either! And who are you talking too???" -Kyo

and the whole bottle rockets part,
"Just think of it as dodgeball....with rockets." -Haru

"A joyful reuinon" -Haru in the scary house
"DON'T BREAK THINGS!" Yuki & Kyo

And, Dragon Knights!

"These are really strong demons, right? We're allowed to ruthlessly slaughter them right?" -Rath
"And we do get paid for it, yes?" -Thatz
"Wait a minute! First you want lisence to be uneedingly ruthless then you want to be paid for it?!" -Rune

"So there is a demon!!!!" -Rath
"Don't be so happy....psycho." -Thatz or Rune, can't remember.

[ShioriTachibana]

"Dude, way to harsh my boner." - Shuichi Shindou of Gravitation

"What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?"- Hiei of YYH

"God damnit, stop telling me how much I suck! I already know without you reminding me! (shuichi) If you suck, you suck. Its not like I get a charge out of it or anything."- Eiri Yuki and Shuichi Shindou of Gravitation

"Stop rinding the f***ing doorbell! We're here and we're queer! Any other questions?"- Shuichi and Yuki

"How many lovers do you have? Where am I in line?" (shuichi)
"Right up front." (Yuki)
"Really?" (Shuichi)
"Dumbass." (Yuki) This makes me laugh every time...

"So, you're ditching school today?" (yuki)
"Huh? Oh, yeah." (Shuichi)
"Thats nice. I'm glad I could inspire such an act of juvenile delinquency" (Yuki)

I could quote the whole Gravitation series, but I'll spare you guys.

[verdekurama]

" Your a team player, a save the day super hero, I hate people like you" said by Hiei from YYH.

"Your skills are but a imitation of your brothers" Said by Eye Rutherford from Spiral.

[Kurama's fire miko]

"How many lovers do you have? Where am I in line?" (shuichi)
"Right up front." (Yuki)
"Really?" (Shuichi)
"Dumbass." (Yuki) This makes me laugh every time...

Oh I love that one too. I laugh every time I read it.

[kagome15]

"SIT BIY!"-Kagome, Inuaysha
"But todays rainbow was the beautiful one I've ever seen,maybe it'a because I saw it with you."Izark, From Far Away
"Noriko...I'm opening the door...what are you doing? "OWW!Izark, you squashed me!,I was trying to surprise you for teasing me this morning." I meant what I said about the rainbow" Izark&Noriko, From Far Away

[CloudyMind]

Yes, can't really go wrong with Gravitation :D

"- Hey, big boy! I'll treat you nice and sweet! Uh...Uh...!! And I'll do anything you
want!! Me love you long time!! (Shuichi)
- Oh...Really? Then hold my hand for a little while longer. (Yuki)"
Shuichi spurting out blood.
"- Uh...Y-yeah! N-no problem!! (Shuichi)
- Ick! Leggo of mr right now! (Yuki)
- Aggghhh!! Goddam you! First you want me to hold your hand, and then you don't! Which is it?! (Shuichi)
- Well, just let go. (Yuki)
- Noooo!! (Shuichi)"

"- Damn you! If you ran away to New York, I'll chase after you! I don't care if you get an ulcer and it rips your stomach in half! (Shuichi to Yuki)"

[Cowboychamploo44]

"...Bang" - Spike Spiegel Cowboy Bebop

[gaarasoul]

"I don't give up easily,that's my way of the ninja" Naruto

[T0M0_chan]

"huzzah!!!">>>karin, kamichama karin

[annette]

"Dying without achieving your goals or living on for years and realizing you will never achieve them-which is worse?" ~Rin Asano Blade of the Immortal

Flowers...so many the same...so many without purpose..." ~Ayanami, Eva

"It's a lie to think that children don't suffer. Children aren't allowed to give up the way adults are. So they suffer much more deeply and purely."
~ Kumiko Nagi, Tokyo Babylon volume 4

"Boy, some strange things sure do happen in this world. ... Anyway, better not think too much. I'll only get depressed."~Guardian Angel Getten


Trigun

Vash: "Normally when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!"
Wolfwood: "Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!?!"
Vash: "I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid broken bike!!" :D


Vash: H-Hey, don't kill anyone!
Wolfwood: Don't ask the impossible!
Vash: Thou Shalt Not Kill! What the hell kind of churchman are you?!


My name is.... VASH THE STAMPEDE!!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking!! :eek: ~Vash

Suicide? To tell you the truth, I disagree with suicide more than anything.
~Vash

Wolfwood.... What should I do when I see Knives? I killed man with my own hand. What can I possibly say to him? I'm no different. ~Vash

[ShadowSoul121]

"...Bang" - Spike Spiegel Cowboy Bebop

Spike's my hero!

Here's one from Chobits!
"Average size, Hideki is average!" - Chi
(anyone who's seen that is probably laughing right now)

[mast3r0fsn3ak3rs]

"so tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"--Hiei--yuyu hakusho

[Fighterspledge]

"The wild beast inside you has awakened the wild beast insde me!" "You should keep those heavenly gates closed otherwise St Peter is going to give you a blessing." "Study! Life is Study!" -Kintaro Oe, Goldenboy

[Jonathan]

"A shinobi must read the hidding meanings in the hidden meanings." Hatake Kakashi, Copy-eye ninja.

Naruto.

[ShadowSoul121]

"so tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"--Hiei--yuyu hakusho

lol i wander what that's like?

[roxas87]

from saiyuki reload vol. 2

hakkai " it would seem...these are not simply look-alikes.
goku "huh?"
hakkai "think for a moment. their fighting patterns and abilities. they're almost exactly like ours, correct? save for their lack of oneliners, these men are practically clones."
gojyo "hell. without witty commentary, how do they expect to get the ladies?"
goku "ah! wait a sec! if there's one for each of us....then there's gotta be a sanzo!"
hakkai "a fake sanzo...?"
hakkai, gojyo, goku (thinking) "we could kick the **** out of it!"
goku "sanzo is in trouble!!"
hakkai "it's reason to worry."
gojyo "we've gotta prioritize, right? let's save sanzo!"
goku "yeah!"
hakkai "and yet you're both smiling."

from the getbackers vol. 11

ginji "want some of my emergency chocolate, shido?"
kazuki "are you guys even listening?"
shido "sweet. thanks."
ban "like they'd understand anyway. monkey-boy just figured out how to use a walkman..."
emishi "yummy!"
ban "this all means that with this disc, the plutonium, ans some easlily obtained explosives, even the dumbest of college students could...
ginji "mm...me no understand..."
ban "you can create a nuclear bomb as easily as using a microwave owen!"
ginji "i get it. so microwave ovens..will destroy the world!! these are scary times, ban-chan."

[Nekochii]

"No matter where you go, everyone's connected."

~Serial Experiments Lain

Miaka Yuuki: "Oh, I give up. I'm too exhausted to eat."
"Tamahome: What do you mean? You've eaten eleven bowls already!"

~Fushigi Yuugi

[Shinigamiyoko]

"Our name is zero. We are the beginning and the end. We are everything. And nothing. We shall give you pain and suffering. We shall send your existance back to nothing..."
~Loveless Vol. 2, Zero

"If you long for pain again, come to me. I shall hurt you ever so gently..."
~Full Moon wo Sagashite Vol. 6

(Kind of long, but...)

"Ichigo: Heh heh, I finally found you! If I could, I'd make you cry right now, but... I have to pulverize this guy first!
Uryu: ...!!
Ichigo:*grabs a hold of Kon* KON!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?
Kon: What're you getting mad at me for?! Save me for when you've finished with him!!!
Ichigo: Shut up!! I had to run all over town because you didn't bring Rukia's thingamajig!!!!
K:So?! You should be happy! Running is a great way to relieve stress!
I:What?! I don't have stress!
K: Liar! Then what's with the perma-frown?!
Uryu: ...
I: Didn't you dedicate your soul to Rukia?! One mind, one body!? Then you should've been able to find her right away!!!
K: I did!! I could find her just by her smell!
Rukia: Why you!! I do not smell!!
Uryu: ...Um... That's enough! I'm your enemy!! This is no time for bickering!!
K:*ignoring Uryu* I never said you smelled bad!! It's a heavenly sweet smell! See, like this...
Rukia: Fool! Hey, stop or I'll...
K:AAAGH!! My nose! She broke my nose!!
I: Hey Rukia, that's MY body!!! Think before you punch!! I'm bleeding!!
Uryu: Um...
K: Don't you yell at her Ichigo, if you want to hit someone, hit me!!
I: ...*whak*
K: OOF!!
I: Dammit, I didn't mean to-
K: If you hadn't-"

~Kon, Ichigo, Rukia, and Uryu in a Semi-fight, Bleach Vol. 6

"But a model is different from a ready made toy that you just consume! Models are meant to be savored. Just like there's the slow food movement, this is the slow model movement. Never in history has there been a time when plastic models were so urgently needed. The children of today must have models!!"
~Souichirou Tanaka, Genshiken

[Kurama's fire miko]

"If lies can be told to cause pain, then lies can also be told out of love" ~Katsuko-sensei(Loveless)

[ShadowSoul121]

"If lies can be told to cause pain, then lies can also be told out of love" ~Katsuko-sensei(Loveless)

hm...I like that...thanks for sharing!

[~Fallen.anime.angel~]

Huaman kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return , to obtain something of equal value must be lost .. that is alchemys first law in equivalent exchange.in those days we really beleived that to be the worlds one and only truth....
~Alphonse Elric~

[AnimeDudde]

"Baka" from an anime/manga in existance :)

[Deganawidah]

Wa tashi wa tare : Metropolis and other, GITS SAC : My ghost is telling me to tail Dido know ..... I hear it whispering!!!

[DeathJr]

Mr.Pibb Please tell me you have mr.Pibb!!,
Dr.orphieus
Venture Bros


If that counts

[ShadowSoul121]

"Baka" from an anime/manga in existance :)

from many in existance!

[vonniechan]

believe it!-
naruto (it's annoying yet I love it)

'people around the world are like onigiri, everyone has an umeboshi with a different shape and color and flavour. but because it's on their back... they might not be able to see their umeboshi. maybe the reason people get jealous of eachother is because they can see so clearly the umeboshi on other people's back.'
-tohru fruba

and my favorite is...
'inuyasha... SIT!'
-kogome inuyasha (fu fu fu)

[PrincessChelle]

"Highschool girls, highschool girls, all for me! Highschool girls!"
-Shigure Sohma

[Hanna san]

OKaaayy, i haev a lot to add ot this one. ^___^


Spike Spiegel: Most things get better when i kick them.


Ed (Cowboy bebop, NOT fma, lol.) : Bonsai, wiseguy, chicken pot pie!


Kakashi: If we fail, it's only death. ^_^


Mugen: What happened...was it a dream?... I remember everything suddenly burning.

Jin: That wasn't a dream.

Mugen: oh yeah, and you where in a bath stark naked.

Jin: *eyebrow twitches* That was a dream.


Sha Gojyo: Realitys a bitch.


Hakkai: Never underestimate the nursery school tecaher!


And the legenedary...Vash the stampede: This land is made of love and peace!!:cool:

[vonniechan]

'would you bear my child'
-miroku inuyasha

[YamPuff]

"Tamaki, don't plant mushroom's in other people's closets."

--Haruhi, Ouran High School Host Club

[Silvarea]

"Nothing can happen until you swing the bat."
---Haruhara Haruko (FLCL)

I so forgot about that must remember to add Fooly Cooly to my most favorites

btw "what does fooly cooly mean"
my sig currently has my most favored quote

[XXWolfgangXX]

its only simple but i love i'm always saying it to people

in cowboy bebop when appleberry says 'don't sweat the small stuff, my friend"

i love that

[Silvarea]

Ryoko episode 26 Tenchi Universe, "You know what, Tenchi?
The carnival comes and goes, if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you!"

next to my sig quote, this is the most meaningful and honest statement about real life from an Anime I've read or heard...

For myself when I learned that the good times pass away I finally could accept that the bad times always pass away to... This probably saved my own life!

[Ichigosmiles]

From CCS: "We're all our own worst judges, but only you can know what is truly in your heart."-Tomoyo

From CowboyBebop:"So ends another episode of wasting time with Faye..."-Jet

Just to name a few...

[stickdeathgod]

BELEIVE IT!!!-naruto lol just kidding i h8 that beleive it thing.
but seriously i do like when vash from trigun says love and peice!!

[Cowboychamploo44]

"Whatever happens happens" - Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop

[ShadowSoul121]

I so forgot about that must remember to add Fooly Cooly to my most favorites

btw "what does fooly cooly mean"
my sig currently has my most favored quote
does it even have a meaning??

its only simple but i love i'm always saying it to people

in cowboy bebop when appleberry says 'don't sweat the small stuff, my friend"

i love that
Simple sweet and to the point! I like it! ^_^

From CCS: "We're all our own worst judges, but only you can know what is truly in your heart."-Tomoyo

From CowboyBebop:"So ends another episode of wasting time with Faye..."-Jet
i like those thanks for sharing...(yay Jet! lol)

"Whatever happens happens" - Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop
another good one from cowboy bebop! thanks for sharing!

[ObiRaw]

"Your head is the olny one that works, Ta Kun"
Haruhara Haruko - FLCL

[alucard666]

my favorite would have to be,

In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

i think most people know where it's from.

[Nakase]

My favorites are:
"It doesn't matter where I look. It's always idiots as far as the eye can see."
Sanzo - Saiyuki

"Is that shirt to repel invaders?" Shinohara - Patlabor: The Movie

[MysticDreamer]

There's more but this is all I remember.

" I may run and hide, but I never lie. That's me in a nutshell" -Duo Maxwell

[SweetNymph]

Roger: "Dorothy! You could have come up with a gentler way to bring me around, you know... Uh... like mouth to mouth or something?"
Dorothy: "Not with the displacement capacity of my air tank. You're such a louse, Roger Smith."

~ Roger and Dorothy - Big O

[ShadowSoul121]

Roger: "Dorothy! You could have come up with a gentler way to bring me around, you know... Uh... like mouth to mouth or something?"
Dorothy: "Not with the displacement capacity of my air tank. You're such a louse, Roger Smith."

~ Roger and Dorothy - Big O

hehe gotta love Big O!

[Silvarea]

Anime "Gokusen" epsiode 13

Shin Sawada put's his finger to the chest of the attorney and say's
"You messed up you got here too late"

This remark didn't make any impression on me until I saw Gokusen for the third time, I'm slow.. But, I think I understand it now and I think it was a great line..

sorry no spoiler info as to why ;)

[Kaoru]

"I don't know that you are...but you're one dead piece of sh*t!"

Priest, vol.1

[lordsesshomaru]

ypu cant beat me. this is fate. - neji hyuuga

[YamPuff]

"That guy...He changed for you and the princess. So that you could smile just a little."
--Kurogane, Tsubasa Chronicle Vol. 16

[Jacku]

I just heard this from that Loki Ragnarok whatchamacallit:
"I have cheeks of steel."
- Frey

That makes me think of...
Nevermind.
:p

[YamPuff]

I just heard this from that Loki Ragnarok whatchamacallit:
"I have cheeks of steel."
- Frey

That makes me think of...
Nevermind.
:p
I hope she means my face! -Fairly Odd Parents

That's what it made me think of, anyway.

[RainForever]

"For some reason, since you left, I just kept getting pissed off about everything, and I couldn't figure out why, so it just pissed me off even more!" - Kyo, Fruits Basket

"So on that day, we burned down the family house. Because some memories, aren't meant to leave traces." - Al, Fullmetal Alchemist

I love those quotes, hope I got them right. ^^''

[YamPuff]

From Kyou Kara Maou. And you just know they threw it in for male on male kissing goodness for us fangirls. :p

"Using a kiss to remove a curse was established during the age of legends."
"How....how....random."

[itachi92]

You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."

"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

-Uchiha Itachi

[CrazyCat]

I am here ~ Mikako and Noboru - Voices of a Distant Star

I'm just living a dream that I can't wake up from ~ Spike - Cowboy Bebop

It's just like it is with the stars there are bright ones and there are those that are dim ~ Hilda - Outlaw Star

In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into enteral damnation. Amen ~ Hellsing

[YamPuff]

Atomic Kind Daidogan:

"Hey pal, you know the city law as well as I do, and I quote--'Any and all business related disputes are to be resolved by way of incredibly exciting giant robot battles.'"

Its just random enough to work. Oh, and every other word that pops out of the dude's mouth. Best wierd way of talking since Dexter's Lab.

[ktv1990]

i have to say the quote from tales of phantasia my favorite
"Truely, if evil does exist, it lies in the heart of mankind..." - Edward D. Morrison

[Emixpearl]

"You two are the Homo side characters!!! :D So don't cross this line. *draws line in ground*" ~Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club! XD

[Vicious]

"Your pathetic! You're a failure as a human! SO PLEASE DON'T DIE!"

-Welcome to NHK Episode 13.

[Arcademan]

Some of my favorite quotes?

Just take a gander at my signature for a couple of them ;)

[Nekochii]

"I wanted that part, but it was dubbed in Canada!"

-Excel ~ Excel Saga

[stickdeathgod]

LOVE AND PEACE!!!!! - vash

[YamPuff]

'Release the seals!'

From Cardcaptor Sakura. Think pun and you'll get it.

[ShadowSoul121]

"Love hurts sometimes"
from fruits basket...i think...maybe from the ep when the Yuki fangirls go to hanajima's house...
I'm so bad -_-'

[Silvarea]

Long but please read. Thank you if you do..

Miyuki: Why do we celebrate birthdays anyways.

Ryoko: I met you Miyuki instead of somebody else, when there's so many people in this world and that's a truly amazing thing, don't you think. And, I'm really happy we got to meet Miyuki, so I just wanted to say thank you, Thank you for living for fourteen years so I could have the chance to know you. Birthdays are for us to be thankful, thankrul for having each other!
Samurai Girl Real Bout High School ep 4

[AnimeDudde]

'Release the seals!'

From Cardcaptor Sakura. Think pun and you'll get it.

haha, I never thought of it that way xD

"I'm so sexy, I should take my shirt off" - Sasuke (Naruto)

Yep.. it happened. Go find it if you dont believe me, I dont feel the need to prove myself!

[MomoxD]

"Good Morning Kurogane. -smile-"
-Fay, Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE, volume 17 (I think...O_o. I'll check that.)

[Exquiro]

'From the day I was born 'till the day I die, the only side I'm on is my own' - Saiyuki

[Saikyo]

"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!

Trouble with tests?
Fighting with your parents?
Some girl you like?
Odiferous nethers?

If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!" - Gintoki Gintama

"Every man is a boy at heart." - Gintoki Gintama

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo Bleach

"What's this?"
"A condom."
"I know that, but why would high school students need such a thing?"
"Hey, don't pretend to be so innocent, you dirty old man!"
"What are you talking about? I've used it before."
"Oh!"
"If you don't have a water bottle in the jungle, you can use this. It can hold a liter of water." - Sousuke and Melissa Full Metal Panic!

[TheThudElh]

Osaka:Is it true that Americans wear shoes inside their houses
Yukari: I think it is.
Osaka: What if they step in dog poo

-Azumanga Diaoh

[Exquiro]

Ooo gotsta nother one from Saiyuki:
'Getting wet is stupid in this cold... Get soaked to the skin'
Love it and it fits in with my rain theory (wear less clothes in the rain and less clothes get wet)

[alucard666]

how buu supposed to live up to body image in magazines? - majin buu

[PleasantlyXSedated]

"I made a vow to never follow orders that I knew were unreasonable again. I'm not chasing you because I was ordered to, I'm chasing you because I'm pissed! Now why the hell did you two run away without asking for my help first?!"--Roy Mustang, FullMetal Alchemist, episode #43, The Stray Dog

Forgive me if I'm off a few words, I haven't seen the episode in a while because a friend of mine borrowed the DVD.

[Nekochi]

"The world is not beautiful, therefore it is." -Kino no Tabi

"Normal people don't become authors in the first place, Hermes." -Kino from Kino no Tabi

"Vanity is not for the sake of mothers." -Hermes from Kino no Tabi

[Asots]

"Yaa! The girl's bathroom wasn't there -desu!"

Corina from Tales of Eternia. xD
(The animmmme, yes.)

[TonightMidnight]

"You two are the Homo side characters!!! :D So don't cross this line. *draws line in ground*" ~Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club! XD

When Tamaki said that in the anime I just about cried, it was so funny.

Ouran has a lot of clever and funny quotes. This one's from the Ouran manga Vol. 2.

Tamaki: Phew! This overtime is killing me! Haruhi! Wanna join Daddy for a bath<3 ?

Haruhi: No...You go ahead. I'm studying.

Tamaki: Waaah! Haruhi's so cold! We always used to bathe together!

Haruhi: We never did! Not ever! Stop making stuff up!

Hikaru and Kaoru: How about with your brothers, then?

Haruhi: Why should I bathe with anyone?!

Kyouya: Now Haruhi...You can take one with Mommy. I'm the Mother after all, and no daughter would have a problem taking a bath with her Mother, right?

Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru: WAIT!!!

Kyouya: Right?

Haruhi: I...dunno. Maybe not. But...uh...

xD! So hilarious how they up the whole "Family unit" thing inside of the club.

[Amma]

Here's a funny manga quote from yu yu hakusho:

Yusuke: Oh so you mean some sort of sacrifice.

Koenma: Do I look like the devil?

That quote still makes me laugh!

[SetsunaMousey]

Yuki: What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t
even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror
film.
Kyo: Yeah? So what if I didn’t? Like I’d waste my time watching some movie about a bear!
Yuki: You truly are an idiot.
Kyo: Oh, that’s it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ayame: From now on, I'm going to impress you with my steadfast determination.
Kyo: What determination?
Ayame: Simple. My determination to forge a bond with my younger brother.
Ayame: Yuki, as your older brother, I command you to respect me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an @$$.(fruits Basket)

[PleasantlyXSedated]

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an @$$.(fruits Basket)

I laughed so hard I almost cried when I herd that. -dies-

[Saikyo]

"Hey, where are you going!? What's 'that thing'? Are you running away!? Trying to give me the slip, you bastard!"
"Why would I? I'm going to search for a bazooka to shoot her!"
"Where would you get that sort of thing!?"
"Everyone has a bazooka in his heart!"
- Gintoki and Hijikata Gintama

[SweetNymph]

"The bullet of justice caps evil's ass!" ~ Excel Saga

[onlygeekchic]

"are you his mother or his father? Or can you reproduce aaall by yourself like an earthworm?" Gravitation EX

Tohru "um excuse me hatsuharu, what did you show him in the bathroom to prove your natural hair color?"
Everyone "Maybe she's maturing" Furuba

[meatbun66]

"..sides, I plan on dying during sex!" Sha Gojyo from Saiyuki
"I hold trust in no one but myself." Genjyo Sanzo
"Shut up, stupid monkey." Genjyo Sanzo
"I am not feeling particularly magnanimous today." Sesshomaru

[tokyofun]

You're like a kid with a toy- Spike from Cowboy Bebop
(That's the one that comes to mind at present but I have more that'll I may post later.)

[KawaiiKiwi]

How many times do I have to tell you? It’s not Hitsugaya-kun, it’s Hitsugaya-taicho.
— Hitsugaya Toushiro, Bleach

[ChibiChick83]

"Believe It!" - Naruto :D